"Mean Old Uncle Allen"
A common industrial PLC brand owned by Rockwell Automation. Infamous for forcing you to pay licenses for free software, and needs a whole filing cabinet of evidence to prove you own a license. This brand is also somehow one of the most leading brands in industrial control solutions.
A common industrial PLC brand owned by Rockwell Automation. Infamous for forcing you to pay licenses for free software, and needs a whole filing cabinet of evidence to prove you own a license. This brand is also somehow one of the most leading brands in industrial control solutions.
Mechanical engineer: Hey man did you install the software for that PLC yet?
Electrical engineer: No because Allen Bradley won't verify my license.
Mechanical engineer: Ahh, mean old uncle Allen does it again.
Electrical engineer: No because Allen Bradley won't verify my license.
Mechanical engineer: Ahh, mean old uncle Allen does it again.
by angryWSUstudent February 3, 2021

Also known as Houdini or the flash. Has a weird rubber duck fetish & will drug you the second you turn around because he's a big time junkie.
Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
Also possibly got possessed by a spirit with a toe fetish
by SexyDuckyLover April 24, 2019

by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
by Parthurnax November 23, 2021

Steve Allen, stoke on Trent. An old cancer riddled guy ~ prays on vulnerable young girls, violates, manipulates and controls females and their children. Has more diseases than the Potteries sewers.
by fireyfire111 May 16, 2023

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many
by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen
by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025
