First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.
by Aussie Dale May 03, 2015
A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
by haybarner January 22, 2010
by M.Yaro July 07, 2019
The wank you have before you go to bed, so you fall straight to sleep.. similar to a mug of horlicks.
Horlicks Wank
by upton32 February 06, 2011
An alternative activity available to those who are too poor and too unattractive to "Netflix and chill."
by gonzobrains August 13, 2016
The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.
Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
by Littleonebigfun October 29, 2013
When a tug hungry adolescent see's a discarded glossy magazine or Sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a porno.
"I fell victim to a wank mirage the other day....turned out to be the latest issue of We Love Telly (free with the Daily Mirror"
by Richard Torrance April 02, 2008