Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.
"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."
by bocephusbear September 21, 2012
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Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 05, 2016
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fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 15, 2017
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Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.
I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???
by IkilledMuffasa!!! July 23, 2015
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Fap Bunker

Designated location where "the deed" is performed most often: bedroom, bathroom, public library, etc.
With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
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Fap Blocker

Someone who frequently prevents their friends from having a nice fap.
Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”
by ratatouillelover101 December 27, 2021
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fap forward

When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.
Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.
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