swordfish dildo

The physical embodiment of being fucked in the ass by something so hard, it makes your rectum bleed.

"FUCKING HELL GARY, THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE ESCAPADE, WE NOW HAVE GOTTEN THE SWORDFISH DILDO FROM CORPORATE. GOOD JOB."

by Imudz October 6, 2016

dildo slinger

A sex shop retail worker, or person who is a purveyor of adult novelties.

Matt works at the porn store, he's their top dildo slinger.

by DomTheKraut October 12, 2016

poo dildo

When you do a shit and put it in the freezer and you or someone else uses it as a dildo

She really enjoy using her poo dildo she received for Chrismas

by Pauly paffat December 15, 2017

elephant dildo

a dildo for an elephant. usually larger than the elephant itself

Lindsay Lohan loves elephant dildo

by ass monkey nom nom July 2, 2012

dildo farmer

Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.

Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.

by recorderspit January 8, 2015

dildo sword

A large Dildo attached to a handle to smack annoying cunts

Hey, get the Dildo sword and smack the inbred sex midget

by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015

Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016