douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 02, 2014

Douche Disclosure

Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.

Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.

by malwarejake March 23, 2016

Art Douche

Someone who believes their art is superior to all others' and adds unnecessary meaning to everything they do. In their opinion, they are easily more talented than Picasso and need no critique of improvement.

Hayden was being such an art douche today in class, he wouldn't listen to anything the professor said and talked about his work as if it was a Picasso.

by BoristheTortoise October 16, 2013

Axis Douche

Much more than a regular douche...the cream of the douche crop...the one percenter

Ryan Plambeck is no ordinary douche....he's a mutha fuckin axis douche....sort of like no maka maka joel spiral and Tony and Poncho Solar

by Art Vandalay 44 July 14, 2012

Douche Dust

Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:

Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!

Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?

by manisgod420 April 15, 2020

Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011

BMW Douche

A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.

For examples of BMW Douche, type in "BMW" in Urban Dictionary.

by lolibear October 22, 2008