Canned coochie

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
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Can Fu

He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 07, 2023
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aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.
The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.
by coolio16 November 06, 2018
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wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.
My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.
by Polar Bear and Jelly September 24, 2007
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tipping the can

introducing small percentages of nitromethane into the fuel tank of a methanol burning race engine to increase its power output. this practice is against the rules of most sanctioning organizations in most racing classes. the exception being top fuel drag racing. in top fuel and top fuel funnycar nitromethane is used in very high percentages with only small amounts of methanol. nitromethane (ch3no2) mixes well with methanol but will not mix with gasoline unless a small percentage of acetone is added to the mix.
driver; "if I cant cut a light we will probably lose the next round because we have to race the number one qualifier".
crew cheif; "lets try tipping the can and hope no one can smell the nitro".
driver; "that is a stupid idea. I like racing here". or "good idea! did we bring any nitro?"
by Nitrous Jim February 10, 2017
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Pringle Can

Slang Term for a large girthy penis, roughly the size of a Pringle can.
Trevor: Kevin has a Pringle can in his pants.
Chad: Yep, he's definitely swinging to his knees.
by Skank Bacon July 07, 2018
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