5 Hour Energy

Dear 5 Hour Energy, how do I love thee let me count the ways. I love you because you instantly take me from feeling like I'm 68 to 19 all over again, I love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, I love you because you make me feel rockin like Bon Jovi in 1986, I love you because you make me productive like Serpico even if the task at hand is rough. Love, Elisabeth Jane ♥

Ass kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 Hour Energy!!!

by Elisabeth Jane March 4, 2011

5% tint

SECOND to the darkest tint available for automotive applications. 2.5%, also known as "Deuce n 1/2" let's in only 2.5% of light, or half as much as full 5% allows in. Thus making 2.5% tint twice as dark as 5%, and damn near impossible to see out even on the sunniest of days.

(Gangsta 1) Sup b?
(Gangsta 2) Sup blood?
(Gangsta 1) Sheeit man, chillin, sup witch ju?
(Gangsta 2) Chillin, cruisin, smokin this here blunt.
(Gansta 1) I know, I could see you hitting that thu yo jank ass 5% tint.
(Gangsta 2) Sheeit man no you couldn' quit playin'
(Gangsta 1) Sheeeit, you best tear that shit off n lay some 2.5% tint cus everyone see you smokin that twerb all the time.
(Gangsta 2) Sheeeit
(Gangsta 1) It do smell like some good tho
(Gangsta 2) Sheeit, stop on by lata it's some kill
(Gangsta 1) Aight man, peaaace

by Skif July 8, 2007

5 star

smacking someone with ur palm spread out so they get a red handprint on them.

"Damn Joe just 5 starred John on the back for scuffin his kicks, damn look at that mark"

by SJM June 21, 2006

5-0

da mutha fuckin police

"da 5-0 be doin hella much. dey b tryna get hyphy"

by baby gurl lia May 13, 2006

5 second sam

a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob

Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing

by Speno November 6, 2006

5 foot-nothing

Someone who is 5 feet tall

"how tall is your sister?"
"5 foot-nothing"

by marshmallowbubbles April 7, 2015

5-10-1

A girl who is rated a 5 in the low light of the bar, a 10 after a lot of beer, and a 1 in the morning, after having sex when she was a 10.

I picked up a 5-10-1 last night, i was way too wasted.

by Conorh April 28, 2006