December 5

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!

Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....

by Britney Adams November 1, 2020

Mach 5

A badass racecar that Speed Racer drove. known to whoop anyones ass except X's racecar.

OH SHI- there went the mach 5!

by The Insane Hobo May 14, 2008

December 5

National Slap Ass Day

*slaps ass*

Friend 1: “why would you do that?”
You: “it’s December 5th I had to.”

by truckers101 December 5, 2019

November 5

On novemeber 5th you get to make out with your crush

Boy: hey look it’s November 5
No one:starts making out with crush

Make out with your crush on November 5 because why not

by Bigboibkane November 4, 2019

5-Series

Said by some to be the definitive 4-door saloon (sedan), the 5-Series is BMW's rival for Jaaag's XF, Mercedes-Benz E-Class and Audi's A6.

The F10 (2010-) 5-Series is/was available with 2.0-litre four- and 3.0-litre six-cylinder turbo diesel engines and a 3.0-litre twin-turbo diesel (535d), as well as 2.0-litre four- and 3.0-litre six-cylinder "TwinPower" turbocharged petrol engines, plus 3.0-litre six- and 4.4-litre eight-cylinder (550i) twin-turbocharged petrol engines.

There are/were two "M" models: the M5 and the M550d.

A: "I've just bought my new company car today."
B: "What is it?"
A: "A BMW 5-Series."
B: "Which model?"
A: "A 525d."

by JaaagMan August 1, 2012

November 5

National Ignore your mean ex day.

Yay! I shouted. It's November 5 national Ignore your mean ex day
See this helps motivate me to show him I DON'T care!!!

by #Dreamer November 5, 2019

jackson 5

$100 in 20 dollar bills. Since Andrew Jackson is on the face of a 20 dollar bill and it takes 5-20 dollar bills to make 100 then it is a Jackson 5.

"Hey man, you got that Jackson 5 you owe me?"

by Hunter Robertson April 21, 2007