Bat burglar

Someone who steals kid's baseball bats. Usually after a game or practice.

I'm tired of Timmy's dad, Melvin. Dude is a total bat burglar.

by PDotsky May 12, 2016

Bat Mappers

Bat Mappers are usually very toxic mappers. They make videos on how Albania will 'take over the world' which is EXTREMLY unrealistic, and they still use "Gay", "Kid" and "Serb" as an insult. (They hate Serbia.)

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of these Bat Mappers?
Person 2: No, but I know they make unrealistic mapping videos.
Person 1: Yeah, they also make Albania take over the sea which CAN'T be done.

by SyncNotFound January 16, 2021

Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.

"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"

by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011

bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014

Bat Diamond

All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.

After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.

by alucidreality February 16, 2010