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shower shark

a gay person, someone who would cruise the mens shower looking for some penis meat to eat.
quit starin fool, what are you a fuckin shower shark?
by elcochinoe November 1, 2003
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shower boner

Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!
Man I got out the shower as my woman walked in. She seen my Shower Boner in all its glory!
by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005
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shower party

The pre-lash party that occurs in the communal showers at the sports centre after a tough training session, involving booze, music, and showers.
Usually, it is used as an excuse to pre-drink for a big night out when training finishes late.
Girl 1: "What is all that music coming from the changing rooms?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, the basketball girls are having a shower party."

Girl 1: "Training ends pretty late tonight, I won't have time to pre-drink"
Girl 2: "Just come to the shower party!"
by psypb2 May 6, 2013
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shower curtain

Your last resort when you're taking a shit at a friends house and there's no ass wipe.
Sitting in the bathroom at a house of someone I don't know.
Looking all around for the toilet paper roll.
Feeling so sure. Feeling so certain.
Gonna have to wipe my ass again with the plastic shower curtain.
by kpasa bitch May 19, 2005
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shower cap

The hat you wear to go out when you didn't shower.
I always throw on a shower cap to cover my hair when I didn't bathe.
by Semiuseful Magazine September 7, 2009
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shower donkey

a girl's nice ass
by Charles Williamsss October 6, 2010
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shower coffee

Andrew surprised me with shower coffee this morning.
by crazy red head April 12, 2009
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