Dark Ages

secular society depicts the dark ages as a time where religion repressed humanity in growth, When in REALITY, this was the TAMING period of the human dog for submission to god in jesus name first in discipline to righteousness from their Pagan ways and thus allow newly formed disciplined entities the energy and Will to overcome difficulties towards the advancement of Awareness.

Wikipedia tells the masses " "Dark Ages" is a term referring to the perceived period of both cultural and economic deterioration as well as disruption that took place in Western Europe following the decline of the Roman Empire." but followers of Christ know this was the Time needed to Tame the pagan dogs of Europe, savage Americas was next with African companions learning along the way. still far more work needs to be done for the human dog as their best friend is surely a barking biting savage .

by sambo sami suleiman azar September 16, 2010

Trans Age

Trans Age - a person who feels as a child trapped in a man’s or woman’s body.

Person 1: “I don’t understand this guy, he is 40 and he acts like an adolescent teenager.”

Person 2: “That’s because he’s Trans Age. He feels he is a child in the wrong body and doesn’t know how to be an adult, DIDNT you see the movie Jack? “

by Captain Jack Rum and Coke October 28, 2018

decent age

When your sister becomes smashable, instead of passable.

"You're already at a decent age, maybe outgrow crawling into my bed."

by Kuudereji October 6, 2018

The Age of Rockets

The most sexual band ever discovered.

"dude have you ever listened to the age of rockets?"

"yehhh, i had to change my pants afterwards."

by muuurty January 31, 2009

Ice Aging

When douchebags from Florida steal and dismantle air conditioners for the box of Freon inside and suck the shit out of it until they pass out and usually die.

*douchebag 1* wanna go Ige Age at my house?

*douchebag 2* you know it, my mom just bought a new air conditioner we can pry open!

*douchebag 3* or we can rent a few from Rent-A-Center and never pay it off!

Ice Aging!

*douchebag 1* we're tool's.

by LeakMastah413 September 21, 2009

Age Spots

Brownish splotches on a cougar's skin resembling cancerous freckles. Most often caused by many years of fake baking.

John: Travis this is Lisa, she is Keri's Friend.

Travis: (whispering) Dude she has age spots.

John: And...

Travis: Thats nasty, she looks like raw-hide. I wouldn't f&ck her with YOUR dick much less my own.

by McDoh! November 29, 2009

Annual Ageing Event

Annual Ageing Event, is a new way of saying it's your Birthday.

This year i will celebrate my Annual Ageing Event at my local wine bar.

by Mr.Dinoman August 12, 2022