by JunkWorld July 4, 2016
Get the SWAG mug.(acronym, technical jargon) "Scientific Wild-Ass Guess"
1. An idea proposed by bringing together arguably similar understandings of established science, and then making a huge pile of assumptions, to reach a conclusion that you hope may not be completely wrong. "If it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall to the east, but that's a total SWAG so no guarantees."
2. (sarcastic) An obvious alternative, offered in response to some other alternative that is, itself absurd. "Not to discount his spiritual enlightenment, but just a SWAG here, maybe the dog just likes beef better than carrots."
3. A disclaimer that a well-considered guess is still just a guess; "My SWAG on this is a hundred pounds is safe and two-fifty will snap it like a twig."
1. An idea proposed by bringing together arguably similar understandings of established science, and then making a huge pile of assumptions, to reach a conclusion that you hope may not be completely wrong. "If it's gonna fall, it's gonna fall to the east, but that's a total SWAG so no guarantees."
2. (sarcastic) An obvious alternative, offered in response to some other alternative that is, itself absurd. "Not to discount his spiritual enlightenment, but just a SWAG here, maybe the dog just likes beef better than carrots."
3. A disclaimer that a well-considered guess is still just a guess; "My SWAG on this is a hundred pounds is safe and two-fifty will snap it like a twig."
by BitOBear March 30, 2017
Get the SWAG mug.Proud, mother-fucking, douche-bags use this word way too often. To them, it means I'm cool. But really, it makes everyone else want to put a shotgun in their mouth and pull the trigger. If you see someone use this, kill yourself, those around you, or the fucker who said it.
John: Hey Peter, I have more swag than YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
Peter: Hey John, fuck you; ya dick-head. Still got your Dad's dick in your ass?
by !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!12345678910 May 26, 2016
Get the SWAG mug.by IHateSWAGandYOLO September 26, 2014
Get the SWAG mug.Believe it or not, actually a sense of style that has several characteristics intergrating into personality, which in a sense makes it a culture. Back in the 00's it was mainly males, but nowadays 'swag' has been adopted by many females as well. Usually the fashion for males is snapbacks, beanies, denim jackets, graphic tee shirts, skinny jeans, Jordans, and 'slides', which are technically flip flops. Females usually wear high-waisted shorts, skinny jeans, tank tops, sleeveless blouses, bandueas, Jordans, and Nikes. Both males and females will usually have lip piercings, such as the 'monroe' or 'snakebites'. Ocassionally there will be eyebrow piercings, tongue piercings, and cheek piercings, however these are less common. Most people who go by 'swag' will have their Facebook names including the words "She Moans ____", "Dope ____", "_____ Gee", "Ayoo ____", ect. Most ethnicities that go by 'swag' are usually African Americans or Hispanics, and although a bit less common, Asians and Caucasians will participate as well. People with swag usually listen to rap and R&B music. The most popular artists would be Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Lil Wayne, Chief Keef, ect. People with swag not only have a specific genre to listen to, but they also are avid in dances such as shuffling, jerking, the Miami Step, and the Dougie. Theyy' Also Likee' to Typee' Like Thiss' c;
BabyJayy: ;) Just Got Somee' Js, They Freshh' Out The Boxx. <3 #TeamBordueax7s #Swag
Giggless: Omg, Im Jellyy' :c
Giggless: Omg, Im Jellyy' :c
by A 12 year old. No joke. Boom. November 2, 2013
Get the Swag mug.1. An overused word used mainly by teenagers and little kids trying to be cool. It really has no meaning.
2. The appearance or style in which someone presents themselves.
3. An abbreviation created by a group of men in the United States which stands for "Secretly We Are Gay"
4. Originally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), which was misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg. whether someone looks cool. The word quickly made its way to the United States and has become overused by teenagers, little kids, and eventually everybody else.
2. The appearance or style in which someone presents themselves.
3. An abbreviation created by a group of men in the United States which stands for "Secretly We Are Gay"
4. Originally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), which was misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg. whether someone looks cool. The word quickly made its way to the United States and has become overused by teenagers, little kids, and eventually everybody else.
1. Magee: "I got so much swag."
Darrel: "You got your dick up your ass"
Magee: "Fuck you, SWAG."
2. You: "I got swag."
Me: "That's because you're a retard trying to be like the rest of those idiots thinking their dumb asses have swag."
3. Dude: "I got swag"
Dude 2: "I didn't know that you were gay."
4. Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag."
Person 2: "You're a dick."
Darrel: "You got your dick up your ass"
Magee: "Fuck you, SWAG."
2. You: "I got swag."
Me: "That's because you're a retard trying to be like the rest of those idiots thinking their dumb asses have swag."
3. Dude: "I got swag"
Dude 2: "I didn't know that you were gay."
4. Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag."
Person 2: "You're a dick."
by Mr. Pseudo-Anonymous August 19, 2013
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And the vibes of chill you emit
Never hates
No need to play to g for that
And knows how to please a lady
Haters don't effect someone with mad swag
And the vibes of chill you emit
Never hates
No need to play to g for that
And knows how to please a lady
Haters don't effect someone with mad swag
by Madswag August 22, 2011
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