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Me: Sips water
Me: Water gud
by EZPlayzTru October 20, 2021
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Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.
Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.
by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020
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Water balloon

Tying up the opening of your foreskin and then masturbating while keeping it tied over a long period of time until it's full of semen and then giving a girl the biggest facial she's ever received.
Friend: "How'd it go with you and Michelle last night?"
You: "Went great, I've been saving a water balloon all month for her."
by DaddyCheesePuff December 16, 2021
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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
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Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.
by veggiegator August 1, 2013
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cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
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Water Wars

The characters
Purple:Kinky Buddies? Friends With The Team Think Light Blue Should Stop Jacking Off Overall A EPIC PERSON MALE

Host: Fonny Idiot Nice Epic And Likes To Swear Alot MALE

Pink: barbie bitch is an asshole has a small crush on light blue FEMALE

Lime: HAS A STUPID VOICE LIKES TO SLEEP AND A IDIOT also has a small crush on cyan FEMALE

Green: Dumbass likes tacos and sleeping eats grassMALE?

Dark Blue : Kinky? Cool Epic A Bit Of An Asshole Caring And Smart FEMALE

Cyan: A WAR CRIMNAL IN 3 CONTRYS GOOD AT WAR BOMBED GERMANY 2 TIMES ALMOST DIED AND A SMART PERSON SOMETIMES DUMB MALE?

Light Blue: Likes Chocolate Likes To Jack Off Tells Dark Blue To Confess Sometimes But She Is Kinda Shy Too Also Smart In Being A War Criminal And Not Getting Caught By Goverment Has A 1px Dick And A MALE}

Yellow: a bit of an asshole and caring COMMITTED TAX FRAUD AND IS ILLEGAL IN 50 STATES, TRYED TO USE THE ":give africa water" likes to take astroids and house is burnt smartass has a tiny crush on cyan FEMALE
Water wars is a game with the characters such as Dark Blue, Purple, Cyan, Yellow, Pink, Light Blue, Green, Lime, The Host
by WaterWarsNooby June 1, 2021
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