The mike job

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead
"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"
by December 17, 2021
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jalapeno blow job

this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
by MC Busta September 05, 2019
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Jorge Job

The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'
*In a public romantic setting*

"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."

"Who the fuck's the third??????"
by George Job January 08, 2025
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pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017
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Khaki collar jobs

Khaki Collar Jobs defined by the VP of Zimbabwe as the opposite of white collar jobs when he may have meant brown collar jobs which include positions in fields like renewable energy installation, advanced manufacturing, logistics and supply chain management, and skilled trades that require specialized training.
by Toddjames November 26, 2023
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Canadian nose job

1) When your nose gets broken while playing hockey.

2) Euphemism for rough sexual encounter with a Canadian
1, 2) I should have given him 2 minutes in the penalty box for the Canadian nose job he gave me.
by Oxford Hood December 18, 2018
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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 09, 2020
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