Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

Water's Wife

Depression water's wife

Water loves Water's Wife

by Water Wife October 2, 2020

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

The Water Buffalo

The act of when she(or he) is receiving intercourse through the ass(or viagina), and before the man orgasms he spills her guts and shoves her face into a sink while fucker she/he in he gut cavity.

"Me and my wife did The Water Buffalo last night, shes gone now"

by Agent Rikka August 15, 2022

red water rafting

Fucking a chick on the rag and making her squirt, getting it splashed onto your face resembling a white water rafting ride.

Todd was unable to make her squirt, so Mike hopped on and showed him how to do some red water rafting.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.

“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022