Squirrelchoker1's definitions

SquirrelChoker

One who relieves small fluffy squirrel mammals of all life force, done by wrapping the hands around it's neck in a violent manner.

Guy one- Tom Cruise is such a SquirrelChoker
Guy two- Ya he choked his squirrel all night.

by Squirrelchoker1 August 5, 2009

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

Tiger-Water

Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.

John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.

by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011