Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
by SquirrelChoker1 August 05, 2009
Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
by Squirrelchoker1 March 03, 2010
One who relieves small fluffy squirrel mammals of all life force, done by wrapping the hands around it's neck in a violent manner.
by Squirrelchoker1 August 05, 2009