Johnson County 

Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, and a couple hundred thousand soccer moms. The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.

You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.

Stull, Kansas was one of the seven gateways to Johnson County.

Johnson County by Andrew El Taco April 8, 2005

John 

sweet, funny, cute smile, nice brown hair, very confusing, will lead you on, will talk you for a week and randomly stop talking to you out of no where. a liar.

Don't go out with him, he is such a John.

John by sweeeeethearrrrt November 24, 2010

the john pace 

when your fucking a girl while watching fight club and all of a sudden you cock smack her, punch her in the face, and dropkick her head

wow that john pace looked like it hurt!

the john pace by yeah right March 11, 2003

The John Redcorn 

When a man fucks his girlfriend on her period, cums inside of her then takes a handful of the cum/blood solution smacks her with it, then finger paints with the mix. The man then proceeds to eat her out repeatedly. After this ordeal they cuddle in the mess they have created.

The John Redcorn is really one of those things you have to try for yourself

The John Redcorn by Zachownsyou June 15, 2011

John Morris 

A guy with the looks of a God, who can make your loins burn like a fiery Zeus. But the personality and brain of a football.

Also, a subcategory of "goof"

yeah, he's a real John Morris.

John Morris by ShawwShaww June 19, 2011

Saint Johnsville, New York 

A place in mid-state New York, where there are so many white people, It is a very RACIST town, void of black people. There is only about 1 black family. If you're coming up to drive in this crappy town, and you blink, you will miss it. It's filled with hill billies, and many posers, VERY low class people, and many douche bags. You would never want to move there. It's filled with white trash, and people who think they're everything. If you lived here for only 3 days. you would want to move FAR AWAY, from Saint Johnsville. So, if your parents considering moving here, you should convince them to do something else.

Poser from Saint Johnsville, New York: "Hey Man!"

guy: "Hey! Where you from?"

Poser: "Saint Johnsville!"

guy: "Oh well, uh, I have to go, bye bye."

Saint Johnsville, New York by kewlbeans March 22, 2011

Hop off my Johnson 

Synonymous with "hop off my dick". A phrase primarily used to tell someone to "stop sucking up to me".

Hannah: Josh, you are so smart and attractive.

Josh: Hop off my Johnson!

*Hannah begins crying and runs away embarrassed*

Hop off my Johnson by Laffs November 14, 2011