dick hicky

When someone sucks the tip of your dick so hard, it bruises. Duh.

Tim: Dude you gave me a dick hicky -- my boyfriend is going to know I'm screwing around now. Argh!

Grady: Sorry man. That sucks.

dick hicky by YourFutureBoss_Maybe November 22, 2013

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Dick McMuffin

Cursed with perfectionist pangs and punished by the looking glass of narcissus, Dick McMuffin's languid persona oozes hubris ideals and philosophies. Generally, he enjoys to hornswoggle his way through his daily routine, thus allowing him to accomplish incomprehensible feats. With a burning desire for jigglypuffs and crumpets, McMuffin never fails to amaze.

In his mind is a passion, a passion to obtain the world's first P.P. degree from Oxord Univesity. After this, he is destined to galvanise the British Empire and bring forth her renaissance!

All in all, no matter how hard you try, it is inevitable that you're wrong.

Dick McMuffin: "You're wrong!"

Dick McMuffin by Jelloshots My Dello January 20, 2014

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dick jail

When your chick acts out of line and you refuse to give her your dick.

"I put my chick in dick jail for acting like a fool on New Years"

dick jail by Dickjailfounder January 2, 2015

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Dick Cheese

The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.

"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"

Dick Cheese by Frog123123123 January 4, 2016