cock goblin

In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.

Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.

See ass clown

I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.

Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!

by T November 30, 2004

helicopter cock

when a girl is giving you head, scream helicopter and spin around in circles, slapping her in the face with your cock over and over again.

i gave some chick a helicopter cock last night.

by hill4747 July 13, 2009

cock knock

adj-
To be knocked with a cock

Jimmy was being a cow, so he got COCK KNOCKED !!!!!!!

by wankstain May 31, 2004

cock snap

Pulling a limp penis to its maximum extent and letting go creating a rubberband effect known only as "cock snap".

She cock snaped me! Wow, that cock snap hurt.

by Ben March 7, 2004

Cock Lasagna

A situation that sucks as bad as having to ingest a large amount of Lasagna with cock (penis) as the primary filler meat.

That mother fucker Ted didn't pay his bills again. Shit, guess I am going to have to eat cock lasagna again.

by jamesmay21 March 1, 2011

cock roach

A roach as big as a cock.

Look at his cock roach!

by hope_marie March 16, 2008

cock cruncher

When a woman's vaginal muscles are so powerful, that after a man has finished inside her, his penis head, when removed has turned purple.

Damn, that dirty bitch I met down the docks has one crazy snapper. What a cock cruncher!

by Jimbo Magee September 28, 2007