captain bro

A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!

Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!

by Skyking007 October 12, 2015

bro tow

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers

Hey Alex! Bro tow me in for a hand plant!

by Mrgnar October 9, 2016

Bro didn’t have papers back then

For when to describe the time in the 1800s when alcohol and smoking were classed as the same level, and you question how they had enough papers or filters to roll cigarettes.

G - Hello flatmates, you want to know something interesting? Did you know they used to class smoking and drinking as the level societally?

L - what? Bro didn’t have papers back then

by Tiger154 December 13, 2025

Bro Pelini

Common demographic of 40 to 55 year old men at Planet Fitness that look exactly the same as Big 10 Nebraska Cornhuskers former head football coach Bo Pelini (currently head coach at Youngstown State University)

Dude, I saw like four or five separate Bro Pelinis pumping iron today. Wild

by donkeykonga May 5, 2018

bro

Bro means a friendly word used if you want to call a friend in North America but people also use it as a short form for a BROther.So you can use it as both

"Bro do you want to play tennis"

by prince Ghattamaneni December 15, 2017

no beef bro

a brodude way of saying 'no problem' and assuring the other bro that there will be no troubles or drama as a consequence of your good act

Bro #1: Thanks for letting me talk to you about my feelings bro.
Bro #2: No beef bro.
Bro #1: I love you bro.
Bro #2: Love you too.

by brezjnev July 24, 2017

Bro

Someone you can trust with your life.

Bro! Cover me!

by Justsomeguyyouwillneverknow February 10, 2017