December 9

Give your crush a heart <3

gives crush a heart*

Him/Her: Whats this for?

You: its december 9th

Him/Her: <3

by ur.fav. hispanic<3333 December 9, 2021

12 December

The.day u hit someone.taller then u

Boy:why did u hit me
Girl:because is 12 December hit someone taller then u

by Sjbdbdhdjjd December 6, 2021

NO DICK DECEMBER

Like no orgasm October and no nut November girl or gay boi may not have sex or bust a nut anywhere during December this rule is given to both boys and girls so if you failed no nut November you can have a 2nd chance and sacrifice destroy dick December then you can.

Girl: hey do you want to pound sweetie?
Boyfriend: sorry can't.
Girl: Why?
Boyfriend: Its No Dick December.
Girl: FUCK!

by NO DICK DECEMBER November 10, 2019

December

Why drink the water
from my hand?
Contagious as you think I am
Just tilt my sun towards

your domain.
Your cup runneth over again.

Don't scream about
Don't think aloud
Turn your head now baby

Just spit me out
Don't worry about
Don't speak of doubt
Turn your head now baby
Just spit me out

Why follow me to higher ground?
Lost as you swear I am.
Don't throw away your basic needs,
Ambiance and vanity.

December promise you gave unto me
December whispers of treachery
December clouds are now covering me
December songs no longer I sing

by Txorromorro October 5, 2025

December 10

IGNORE CELEBS DAY

“Hey dude what’s December 10?”

“ If you see a celebrity post something ignore it”
“Ok thanks dude”

by Ilovelifenotreally December 7, 2020

All nut December

Don’t fail all you have to do is bust a nut every day of December from the 2st till the 31st

Bro don’t fail all nut December failing is for losers

by Allnutdecembercreator November 1, 2020

December 2nd

National get your dick sucked day.

Yoooo it’s December 2nd you tryna have your dick sucked?

by National_Dayssss October 27, 2019