dirty john

the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex

My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her

by AtroxStryker April 4, 2008

Make it Dirty

A phrase used in the videogame Modern Warfare 2 that instructs a teammate to go out of their way to make the last kill of a search and destroy round awesome so that everyone will be able to see it in the killcam.

The phrase "Make it Dirty" can be used in any gametype, but if it isn't the round winning kill, no one will be able to see your Dirtyness.

person 1: "Ok there's only one guy left, Make it Dirty"

person 2 sees the last player hiding behind a car and can easily snipe him, but instead runs up to the car, climbs on top of it and jumps off right in front of the enemy and shoots his head off mid air with his pistol.

(after killcam)

guy3: "That was so dirty"

by make it dirty December 20, 2009

dirty moffatt

When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.

Bradely gave himself a dirty moffatt last snowday

by Harry1977 December 14, 2008

dirty horwath

the act of receiving oral sex while lifting weights, then just as you are about to nut.... you drop the dumbells on her head.

"tina's in the hospital, last night tim gave her a dirty horwath in the gym lockeroom."

by ez greezy August 3, 2007

Dirty Joke

A joke that can be seen two ways, innocent or dirty.

A dirty joke, Child, what will eat you if you eat it, acid
Dad, a woman

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Dirty Mandy

Can take an 8 inch cock and keep her baggage to 8kg when going on a 4 month expedition to the Andes

I did a dirty Mandy last night, took an 8 inch at 8pm then still had the stamina to climb a mountain

by Palma19 May 29, 2019

dirty trista

Very fun to fuck. She will make you want more. Yet she will act like she isn’t very interested but she actually secretly wants it So be careful fellas she will confuse you over this topic She is a loveable but yet FReKY in the sheets. She will surprise you what she is capable of

Dirty Trista - gets freaky without you ever knowing

often loves a guy named Brayden. He might get lucky.

by That one guys hot girl May 16, 2018