Commonwealth triple

When a Lad performs 3 key moves to his girl in one night. The first being the sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes. Secondly performing sexual relations with a large black goldfish. Lastly producing such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

Oi bois, I did the Commonwealth triple to my bird yesterday. Her funeral is Thursday.

by Sebsass December 15, 2025

one-tripped

one-tripped (verb): To successfully complete a challenging, typically multi-attempt task or endeavor in a single try, especially when it was thought improbable or impossible.

"My brother one-tripped his driver’s license test: parallel parked on the first try, no corrections, no second chance. Mom still brags about it at every family dinner."

"I one-tripped assembling the IKEA dresser; zero missing screws, no cursing, done in under an hour. I deserve a medal."

"I one-tripped the final raid boss in Destiny 2 on my first clear. No wipes, no LFG drama, just flawless execution. The fireteam still calls me ‘One-Trip’ now."

by ImperialFleet1 December 23, 2025

Riku's be tripping

a Riku who is too fuckin' proud of his goddamn way of life

Riku's be tripping on this hamburger Boi

by Nibba Plane January 7, 2019

Sniffin for a trippin

Overheating ur bong so that the fumes form a condensation in which you can then snort for an innovative trip

“Is that how the cool kids do it? Snort the bong fumes?”

“Yea it’s called sniffin for a trippin

by Wheedleleedle February 3, 2019

horse cock torres(tripod)

a man with a third leg

me: man that guy is a horse cock torres(tripod)
other: oh ik ;)

by yesh-a_aron February 20, 2019

I’m tripping balls

A xenophobic remark referring to being high on drugs. This can offend someone easily . Don’t say this in the wrong neighborhood

Bro I’m tripping balls
Don’t say that dude it’s racist

by nel chopae November 21, 2019

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck

Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME

by Zraco January 3, 2020