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Commonwealth triple

When a Lad performs 3 key moves to his girl in one night. The first being the sexual act of sticking a tube up your partners anal hole and pretending to play the bagpipes. Secondly performing sexual relations with a large black goldfish. Lastly producing such a large amount of sperm during oral sex, that it actually drowns the person performing the blowjob.

Oi bois, I did the Commonwealth triple to my bird yesterday. Her funeral is Thursday.

by Sebsass December 15, 2025