Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

God

You expected a definition but it was really I DIO.

Dio is literally god man

by Dio simp March 5, 2021

Rizz God

Someone with a BIG LANGTHY GURTHY COCK, very tall, their name is DEFINITELY bubba. They can pull people towards them with a snap of a finger.

"Javen Zaccia Donald is such a rizz god, he just made me fold and all he had to do is snap his fingers. Use his weapons of rizz, moving them in a special place." (weapons of rizz= hands)

by umwtf2424 March 23, 2023

Intergalactic God

These are gods who are above humans. They come from the land of the sea urchin doughnut-shaped globe. The one to the left of turtle back island in IT. Right now rumours state that they are living among us, however, no one has ever witnessed them. They are very good at hiding in plain sight and at avoiding suspicion. They are indubdiously very powerful and quintessentially dangerous.

normal human: hi, are you an intergalactic god?

intergalactic god: no

by Asa The Definer June 3, 2018

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

Ryze god

This is the most powerful version of ryze you will ever see to exist this version of ryze can beat goku can beat 乂乇几ㄖҜ乇几 anyone anything and can do anything and has the ability to create anything he wants or give himself any power by thinking about it like dafucisyoutalkingabout

Person one: hey you heard of ryze god he’s stronger then ryze demon
Person2: fr
Person one: yeah it’s crazy he one punched goku and after said ryze vibes for cp9 when??

by discord app January 13, 2021

Shrimp God

A guy with the smallest of dicks.

"Justin's the shrimp god!"

by Basedgod69 March 17, 2015