blue cock

A miserly person. Another term for a tight-fisted wanker.

Don't expect him to buy a round. He's the biggest blue cock I know.

by dms001 May 22, 2013

cock-iced

When a man ejaculates prematurely in someone's eye while receiving a blowjob. Also known as a "Cock-eyed Cum-shot". This usually happens by accident, but a skilled marksman who aims his cum-shot right can nail a victim right in the eye leaving them with quite possibly a permanent lazy eye or "cock-eye".

"Man I was getting blown last night and right as I came I cock-Iced her! She couldn't see right for a week..

by Manic Insanity May 20, 2007

Broccoli Cock

Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.

David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"

Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"

David - "Yeah dude, most people do."

3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

Drum Cock

Playing tittys like drums with your cock.

I drum cocked last night.

by TallyTapper July 8, 2009

cock forehead

adj. dick head, penis skull - someone with a very small (or non existant) penis between their thighs, and a very large one on their head. Anyone with this curious trait is almost likely to be annoying, arrogant, self centred, stupid and anything else bad you could probably think of.

guy: hey you, I got 100% on my speeling test, what do you say to that
other guy: shut ya fukin mouf aw else I will cut you up you fukin cock forehead, you wanna spell dat you fukin punce?

by VengaBen August 28, 2004

cock wank

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.

What a cock wank!!!!

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

skock a cock

verb: the ability for a person to put another person's penis amd testicles into their mouth at the same time.

Keep forcing it in there until you teach that bitch how to skock a cock

by Carl February 6, 2004