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Beltless Joe

Sexual act in which someone takes your belt off, wraps it around your neck and forces you to masturbate while they slowly choke you.
Hey man, what’s with the scars on Neil’s neck?

Oh, his girl gave him a Beltless Joe last night and he passed out.
by Rusty Tyrone February 1, 2019
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Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him
Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii
by Meeeeee2 September 15, 2023
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Joe

Joe is a fag type name who speaks Scottish
That’s so joe
by Big boy polar May 13, 2025
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Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden
by GenZExpert September 27, 2024
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Sloppy joeing

Two people holding hands but they get really sweaty and slip and slide everywhere.
Damn dude! I was so nervous that we were sloppy joeing it big time!
by Sloppy sambo April 30, 2022
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Joe Biden

A senile old man, probably has dementia and definitely some balance problems.
Have you seen Joe Biden? He forgets everything
by JumboJetsAreCool November 5, 2023
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DOUBLE O JOE

When one O IN JOE ISNT ENOUGH

HEY DOUBLE O JOOE ....YOU KNOW WHEN THE DOUBLE O IS ENOUGH !!
Where have you been double O Joe!!
by anonymous March 17, 2025
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