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stinky ping pong

When you are preforming anal with 2 girls (or guys) and they start slapping your smelly meat back and forth similar in fashion to the classic game, ping pong.
What are you into? ;)
Only some stinky ping pong with my homies
by Sherbetbou October 21, 2017
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mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE
by anflade December 2, 2017
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noodlin in the corporate pond

To catfish a coworker. As explained in "The Slippery Fist finds It's Way In" Magazine, March 1984 Issue.
Seamus created a fake Tinder account so he could uncover Nancy's secret fetishes, thus he be noodlin in the corporate pond.
by batht March 17, 2018
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Tony the pony

A person (often male) who is very handsome and is awkwardly into ponies. Has huge man tities and is named tony. This person has a no interests in semen because he has none. A lot of people usually threaten him to go commit suicide (or how many people say these days: commit « die »).
Ronald: hey tony, you suck.
Tony: excuse me, why?
Ronald: because your tony the pony.
by Jonathan Lunders July 17, 2018
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.
I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.
by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019
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Grocery Store Pony

They rode us like a grocery store pony.
by davvvo March 4, 2019
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