Kids today are always on their phones, but back in my day we were only allowed to play with a wooden stick!
by kho25 March 6, 2022
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by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020
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Get the B-Day BJ mug.National Rape Day was created by a bunch of lonely men who are insecure and secretly hate themselves for never getting enough attention from their mommies. They can’t get any real pussy and are so pathetic that they have to take it from an innocent girl/woman without their consent. The men who created National Rape Day most certainly still live in their mothers basement, and makes her cry if she gives him 11 Dino nuggets instead of 12. These men punch holes in their wall because some girl he’s clearly never had a chance with blocked him... even though he said he was about to “kms fr this time” only to post pictures on snap of the “self harm” he made on his arms with an extra sharped pencil. What these men don’t comprehend, is that this is not normal behavior to have. It’s a mental sickness, and you should really seek help into why you’re having these desires to engage in non-consensual sex. I believe that it’s possible for women to rape too, and these boys and men deserve justice aswell. Being raped is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst Enemy, because it’s a very different and disturbing pain that you just can’t escape no matter how hard you try. It’s almost like something is taken from you that you cannot put into words. In this sick world you can no longer trust anyone, not even your closest friends...I would know and so would the many other girls he’s effected forever.
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Get the National Rape Day mug.The six day was a military conflict that took place for six days in june of 1967. The combatants involved were Israel against the arab nations of Jordan, Syria and Egypt. The war began when Egyptian forces placed an embargo on imports of crude to Israel. Israel retaliated by launching an unprecedented and decisive air strike on over a dozen airbases in Egypt. With air-cover being non-existent the advancing Egyptian army was annihalated* by various means of Israeli fire power (including napalm). Jordan's forces were also pushed back as the west bank was captured by paratroopers.
On the northern border the Syrian stronghold known as the Golan Heights was slowly taken over, Israeli commandos resorted to close combat for this battle.
After the cease-fire was signed Israel had captured the entire sinai penninsula* and had decimated the armies of all it's surrounding enemies. Never has so many been defeated by so few, so quickly.
On the northern border the Syrian stronghold known as the Golan Heights was slowly taken over, Israeli commandos resorted to close combat for this battle.
After the cease-fire was signed Israel had captured the entire sinai penninsula* and had decimated the armies of all it's surrounding enemies. Never has so many been defeated by so few, so quickly.
by shogunate July 26, 2007
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The only true difference between New Year's Day and the day of New Year's Eve, is that when writing the date, you must change one, or more (depending on what year it changed to) digits in the year category. When in school this becomes a nuisance when teachers deduct points due to writing the wrong date.
The only true difference between New Year's Day and the day of New Year's Eve, is that when writing the date, you must change one, or more (depending on what year it changed to) digits in the year category. When in school this becomes a nuisance when teachers deduct points due to writing the wrong date.
Before New Year's Day: "Dude I can't wait for New Year's, but for now, let's just get shit-faced!"
On New Year's Day: "Today is just like yesterday, except it's four degrees colder, and my head hurts like a bitch."
On New Year's Day: "Today is just like yesterday, except it's four degrees colder, and my head hurts like a bitch."
by Stevo-K December 31, 2008
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