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squid meat

Discussing meat and or food.

Mainly jack in the box.

Feeling like a squid and or squidward tentacles
Dude I had some squid meat for dinner and now my stomach feels like shit
by Dankpurpledrank February 2, 2023
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Meat Snorter

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "
" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"

"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"
by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023
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Meat Run

The act of killing a mass amount of animals or creatures for food, sport, etc.
Hella pigeons were attacking him so he went on a meat run.
by purpledaddy13 February 4, 2023
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Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.
Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching
by Flextavious February 17, 2023
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meat fatigue

Meat Fatigue - when you have consumed large amounts of red meat in a short amount of time, and you feel sleepy, slow, and thick.
Yo bro… after that cookout I woke up with major Meat Fatigue.”
by XxK1ngCxX February 18, 2023
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Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.
Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
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beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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