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Sex fart 

A sex fart or slart is we're you fart durning sex
I was sitting on my bed watching family guy when I heard a nock at my window. I opened the shade to see my boyfriend waiting at my door, window thing. I opened it to let him in. " what are you doing here?" He came thrue and kissed me passionately. He pushed me on the bed and pinned me down. However he will never be as strong as me so I flipped him over and massaged his penis than I gave him a blow job. He pushed me up agient the back-board of my bed and ripped my clothes of. He fingered me hungrily swirling and thrusting in and out. Finally I couldn't take it anymore. I leaned over to his ear and whispered " just fuck me already" so my parents dident hear. " that's what I came here to do" he whispered back. He soved his penis into me and thrust in and out makeing me moan. Just when I thought he was going to exit me he pushed his dick all the way in causing me to fart.
Sex fart
Sex fart by Cutie pie 24 October 15, 2013
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