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Eskimo Sex

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.
by OSC07 December 9, 2008
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trampoline sex

Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.
Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.
by JohnSmitty July 10, 2006
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ear sex

when a weird ass boy thinks it's okay to stick their dick into a girls ear and try to have sex in it. It resembles giving head only in your ear.
KRIS: Why did you stick your penis in my ear?
GLESE: I wanted to have ear sex!
by SHITSME August 5, 2009
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Pillow sex

Pillow sex is when you have sex with a soft pillow, which can include, humping it, rubbing it on you sexualy, or making out with it humping it, then put a hole in it to put your dick in.
Brian was lying on his bed, reading sex stories. "Man I wish I can have sex with someone". Then he turned his head and saw the huge teddy bear his mom had gave him. He starts to strip then when he is butt naked, he puts a hole in the back and front. Then starts putting his dick in the bear. But little did he know then bear was alive and started mouning " OHHH HARDER FASTER MMMMM BABY PLEASE DIG IT DEEPER" she yelled. Brian didn't even stopped to think and went faster and harder and everytime he went in, he went in deeper. They did this for an hour and she gave him a blowjob. He kept her in his room forever to be his sex slave, but she didn't mind. He had pillow sex for the rest of his life.
by I'm_a_sucker_for_dicks October 16, 2017
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Sex story

My sex story

One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
That’s my sex story
by Shartedinmypants July 24, 2021
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sex coke

A glass bottled Coca-Cola enjoyed after sex, instead of a smoke.
Whole Foods has sex cokes for $6 a case!
by . . February 7, 2007
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sex story

to get her horny
this is my sex story
*lays you down and hand cuff you to the bed and then takes off your pants, then spreads your legs, looking at your covered, precious vagina rubs you and smells your pussy before start licking your clitoris and suck up all your pussy juices. id slowly finger you and stick it like an inch deep going around and around making you scream , then starts pinching your hot tits. pinch those and make it get hard. then i would take my 9 in dick in side your mouth tongue whirl around my head while she sucked softly. she moved it in and out of her mouth quickly then went to the sides, she licked the entire shaft slowly down one side, then went to the other side and did the same than when my 9 in dick was hard, i took it and went in as hard and fast as i could until i was about to cum then i would bring it up to you boobies and put all over your boobies and lick and suck them until they are so hard. then i would take my dick and keep going into so hard that you would be screaming soo loud that the hole neighborhood knew what was going on. then i would take it out right before i was about to crum again and put in ur mouth and make you gave me the best blow job ever! and then i moaned and you swallowed all my crum i came back on top of you a took my dick and started fucking you harder and harder! you scream with joy and you said faster and faster! and that what we did all night by the time i stopped fucking her morning had come and we had both fallen asleep.
by yourlover16 February 1, 2014
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