The John Luke Picard 

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!

The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

The John Luke Picard by Crusader001 June 17, 2009

john hancock 

when your getting on with your woman while she is on her period you pull out and try and write your name with the blood and dab it back in if you need more ink to print your name on her sheets to sign that you were there

i did the john hancock with lindsay and i had to put it back in a few times to spell my full name

john hancock by The king Friday September 17, 2013

Dirty john 

When two gay nuggets shove their stumps up each others ass whilst they gurgle cum

Charlie: would you give me a dirty john lewis

Lewis: you need to cum in my mouth first

Dirty john by Downwarddoggy April 15, 2020

Elton John

In halo 2, the elton john is a synonym for the rocket launcher. Specifically, in reference to the song "rocket man."

Listen up noob, it figures you would use the elton john to kill me.

Elton John by Brian Wooding June 9, 2007

John-Michael 

Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.

That guy was so mean, what a John-Michael.

John-Michael by John-Michael December 17, 2016

jihadi john 

a member of islamic state. the executioner of steven sotloff, james foley, david haines and alan henning. he is british-egyptian.

Jihadi John's british accent makes me wet......

jihadi john by nasty sleazy trashy classless October 30, 2014

a john 

john is a term for a male or female that is a dull, pathetic, unfunny, sad person, he tries and tries, he wishes he had a girlfriend, he wishes he was smart, he wishes he was funny, he wishes he was happy, but he's just not smart enough to know how to do it.

1) jack we're trying to have fun, don't be such a john
2) god, you're a john
3) yeah shes such a john

a john by YourTypicalNerd May 18, 2019