Trigger Happy

A Album from oingo boingo

I love trigger happy

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

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Endless happiness

Endless happiness- Aro and ez making a family from mars and Eating stone - ez i love aro - aro i love ez

by Ez and aro April 24, 2023

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True Happiness

A man without a woman or with a woman who does the dishes and cleans.

1: Yo that guy has true happiness.
2: How he dont even got a gf?
1: Exactly

by Ambatabus May 19, 2023

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Nothing Happened in Tiananmen Square in 1989

Nothing Happened

"Chairman Mao said that Nothing Happened In Tiananmen Square in 1989"

by Swolemole69 August 8, 2023

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Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023

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