Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.

OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..

by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019

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eatma dick

its tasty

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by YEETGOD420 September 7, 2018

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Dick sauce

Male ejaculate, sperm, jizz, cum, spunk

I’ve got dick sauce all up in my gooch juice

by Vaginamite May 15, 2018

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Dick Job

Two guys using their dicks to jerk off another guys dick (essentially sandwiching a penis between two penises)

Man those hot dudes gave me a good dick job

I gave my grandpa a sick job last night

by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong May 25, 2022

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Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

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Major Richard Ira Bong (nicknamed Dick Bong) was one of the most decorated American fighter pilots. He fought in WWII and shot down 40 Japanese aircraft. He died at the age of 24, testing a new fighter jet.

Now we laugh at his funny nickname which sounds like a creative way to ingest weed only using your body.

en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Richard_Bong

Person 1: Oh my god his name was Major Dick Bong!
Person 2: That sounds like what you call using piss as bong water!
Person 1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you

by InterstellarTars March 3, 2021

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