Meat puzzle

(noun)
A person whose physical appearance is so disorganized, asymmetrical, or disturbing that it looks like their body was assembled from flesh without instructions. Not just ugly — they’re a confusing arrangement of meat, like someone hit randomize on a character creator and then mashed the parts together.

Can also refer to someone who moves in a way that’s jerky, unnatural, or just straight up wrong, meatwise.

• “Dude walked in moving like a meat puzzle. Limbs all on shuffle mode.”
• “She built like a meat puzzle — every piece the wrong size and upside down.”
• “That’s not a body, that’s a meat puzzle someone gave up on halfway through.”
• “He cute if you squint… but zoom out and you realize it’s a full meat puzzle situation.”

by Urban zai June 10, 2025

Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

bice of meat

A piece of meat being bought at a store.

Do you want to bice of meat?

by Madenna Falger December 27, 2016

Meat Peddler

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023

Meat Man Miller

A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.

Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo

Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.

by User2017 March 22, 2017

Meat Stew

When you stick your penis in a girl and then go to sleep. It’s like soaking, except over night. In the morning, the meat falls off the bone like overnight smoked brisket.

Bro I made Meat Stew with Kaity the other night, shit looked like prunes.

by WalrusEnjoyer420 December 20, 2021

meat

Typically describing one's penis.

Jon: "Bro wtf you doing?"
Richard: "I'm beating the fuck outta my meat is wtf I'm doing!"

by somethingfishyy April 21, 2018