what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

micro happiness

Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.

She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.

by anonymous January 11, 2023

what happened to him

Its just a person who hides name over asking something

It is only used with boys to keep something private ,when ever they got asked bout it they wont say anything

“What happened to Him “ nothing he is cool l guess

by What Happened To Josh February 12, 2023

False Happiness

…………..real suffering is not known

I can kill all the false happiness I can make you all just as miserable AS YOU CAN BE HOHOHOHO!

by Cenafan February 16, 2023

Tuckin’ Haply

The act of riding your $25 Amazon bidet on full blast so long your soul is cleaner than than a Mormon’s coffee cabinet.

I was tuckin’ haply after that 3 day camping trip.

by HerbanCowboy February 20, 2023

What happen to this site

You check this word, and after seeing a lot of definitions. Now you should quit and start your life from now on and fuck off from the internet forever.

Man “I want to see the definition of brain but then alot of them were just a blowjob definition then I saw it deeper, this got more worse. I don’t want those thing to be in my mind and so I was on searching for while and seeing random definition and I realize, what happen to this site?”

by Dickdicok March 9, 2023

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023