the holy god bung
the holy god bung by yaehe1234567890---w October 23, 2011
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Hopscotch with God
An extremely hard gta v maneuver in which one starts to fly on their bike, bounce off a tough and remain flying
Hopscotch with God by Xmas Jackson flaxon waxon February 14, 2014
pick-up god
The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
pick-up god by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
pick-up god
A pick-up God is someone who uses pick-up lines on bitches in order to get "sucked". The pick-up god averages getting bopped 5 times a day. He has 4 Demi-gods who use his pick up lines to get top.
pick-up god by SwaggyP69 April 23, 2014
sex and god
if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced
1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."
sex and god by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014
wrath of god
The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.
wrath of god by tiitansilver January 5, 2016
The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP)
A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP) by Proxy November 15, 2016