A woman's simp
by pencilcasedaddy November 20, 2020
Get the simpmug. All the definitions are correct but nobody gives the origin of the word that I could see. It started as an acronym. Simp = Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy.
by A UK Stoner August 11, 2025
Get the Simpmug. a stupid or silly person.
by JuiceFruits April 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A profession where you'll be able to act as someone's personal wallet! It's commonly associated with men who are employed by their lover and their lover's lover. The tasks that they must do to achieve acknowledgment from their lover are the following: continuously defend her even if she was in the wrong, buy her unnecessary amounts of things that she will in the end discard, respect her and her boyfriend, etcetera.
Woman: *says something offensive to another*
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
The person: *Attempts to verbally defend themselves*
sImPp: "What the f*ck did you just say about her, you little b*tch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. ThAtT woMaNn iS a QuEeN, nEveRr dIsResPeCctT hErR aGaINn yOu LiTtlE sHh*tT."
by ThiccPope May 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by a strand of ramen named zach November 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. some dude who will go out of his way to please a girl who wants nothing to do with him
usually associated with the name :Ryder
usually associated with the name :Ryder
by hotsaucepeehole February 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug.