When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
by veggiegator August 1, 2013
Get the Douche Watermug. 
When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022
Get the Saugust Poo Watermug. Best drink out there. Refreshing, keeps you hydrated, you can have it anytime, anywhere (anytime, anywhere in most cases). Better than lean, juice, soda, tea (any kind), or coffee. Try some, it's good.
1: Want some lean?
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
2: Nah, I'm good.
1: Soda?
2: No thanks.
1: Juice?
2: No, I'm good.
1: So what will you drink? Coffee tastes like shit, and don't get me started on tea.
2: Water.
1: But it has no taste!
2: So? Animals did this all the time. Water keeps me refreshed and hydrated. Try some, it's the better beverage.
Remember to drink water kids. And don't do lean.
by CC-8826 September 24, 2023
Get the Watermug. When your throat is really dry just drink some Cool water. But make sure the nights are cool and you're a fool. Its a song by Marty Robbins. You can play it in discord when its really quiet. Also when you walk in the store and see a bottle of water you can sing this to your self. Use it as a meme or sing it in class with your friends.
This water is really cold, nah man its Cool water.
Tell me a nice song: Cool water by Marty robbins is really nice.
Tell me a nice song: Cool water by Marty robbins is really nice.
by Kees1234123 February 13, 2019
Get the Cool watermug. The meaning is in the word. A title given to people of great courage, intelligence and skill named after the talent explorer (roblox player) of the same name.
Fiji water amigo battled Fiji water amihoe at dawn and won on the streets of Bloxburg, treating herself to a snack pack at Bloxy Burgers afterwards.
by Fijiwateramigo December 10, 2023
Get the Fiji water amigomug. by Meanswsu September 2, 2025
Get the Bobara Watersmug.