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Calm Tits

so calm tits is tits but calm
Your tits are calm, quite unlike my agitated tits.

Calm tits are the best tits.
by calm tits July 10, 2023
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Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!

What a cute southern farmer's daughter gently remonstrates to a lustful stud who's having touchy-feely fun wif her delectable warm soft naked self in da hayloft.
Blinky-eyed buxom chick, giggling a bit after her new guy has made her velvety-smooth DD-cup chest-pillowz absolutely numb and tingly-nippled from his having thirstingly suckled and kneaded them in his big hands for fifteen minutes straight: Y'know, there's more to me than just my tits!
Guy, drooling pre-cum from his huge hard-on: Oh, I know there is, Sweet Cheex --- you're delightfully soft and warm all over, and I definitely want to savor every square inch of you! I just can't bring myself to let go of THESE gorgeous heavenly-feeling things yet!
by QuacksO July 12, 2023
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tit pressure

The level of force exerted by a woman’s pair of breasts, felt by their male partner when engaging in the act of mammary intercourse.
She completely crushed every last drop of cum out of me using her massive 34 HH cup tits. The tit pressure made my ex and her 32 DDD’s feel entirely weak in comparison.
by anonymous April 2, 2024
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Pair of Tits

A hot bimbo who's only defining quality is her big tits. Total boner machine, but is only worth a good pounding before moving on
Guy 1: Damn. Look at that babe and her massive tits!
Guy 2: Trixie? She is more than just a pair of tits. She is a MD by the way.
Guy 1: Only thing she is a doctor of is sucking cock! I am going to go take her outback and have her suck me off behind the dumpster
by chorizogordo April 5, 2024
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Sucks tits

When something suck tremendously enough to the point where you need to tarnish gods gift to man
"Dude this exam is going to Sucks tits"
by Wely wabo April 8, 2024
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Tit mask

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face
Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me
by Spikeraider April 20, 2024
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Pepsi on a tit

Pepsi on a tit: the act of waterfalling soda down your cleavage into a willing participant's mouth.

Also known as a Southern Baptism.
"She let you hit?"

"Pepsi on a tit, ya heard?" XD
by ZakaroniNCheez April 21, 2024
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