Shit Twinkies

1) To violently explode anger

2) Something that was so amazing or fucking retarded that made you shit a mountain of cream- filled, chocolate-covered, yellow logs of scrumdidilyumpciousness after your friend decides to dare you to shove your penis into your anus and makes you watch gay porn after 5 bottles of beer and 2 viagra

today i witnessed my teacher shit twinkies because none of us decided to actually do our final over how ghanoreah and a shit load of other STD's can affect the reproductive system and someones social life in health class.

by sundontshine June 20, 2011

Shit Bird

Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.

Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.

Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.

by FormerCarGuy September 29, 2018

shit globber

when you take a shit and it comes to life due to radioactive waste in your bum bum

last night kenny was killed by his own shit globber

by Nick Varas November 24, 2004

Dip Shit

dipshit:someone that is absolutely stupid and says tje stupidest things.

exp.
becky:when is spring break?
mia:omg! ure a dipshit

what my dad calls me

by becky February 26, 2005

shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004

Clown Shit

noun. The work product that necessarily results from three months of alcohol-laden procrastination, followed by 96 hours of unremitting inscription. While exceedingly colorful and lengthy, it is nonetheless composed purely of fecal matter.

After pining away for 4 miserable days in the library, Josh was able to turn in 50 pages of clown shit.

by JBWalkWalk July 25, 2008

pre-shit

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

by dewexdewex May 4, 2008