Shit Sag

Shitting a massive pile of feces within your pants to the point that they sag on the ground like a cash money millionaire.

Did you see that guy over at the liquor store? I though he had robbed the place and put all that Colt 45 in his pants, but after he walked past me I immediately could tell he had a shit sag.

by Static1432 November 17, 2009

Holly shit

When you are typing “holy shit” and auto corrects to a girl in your text thread

“Holly shit you woman”

by Psugirl92 March 14, 2018

shit bridge

n. A shit so large it forms a bridge over the toilet bowl drain pipe and cannot be flushed.

v. The act of creating a shit bridge.

Jimmy: "Anybody got a popsicle stick, I just shit bridged the hotel toilet?"

by Hobbes21 May 3, 2008

Shit the bag

To majorly fuck up something of consequence.

We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.

by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011

e-shit

NOUN. unwanted things/articles in one's inbox; oftentimes ads for erectile disfunction or free porn. These are often avoided like the plague (trashed) to prevent your computer from getting a virus.

VERB. 1.The act of sending/receiving said unwantedness. 2.When your computer decides to just log you out of the internet for no reason (or a reason), or it just so happens to shut down completely.

NOUN. "Damn, my inbox is full of e-shit again, which I can't delete fast enough."

VERB.
1."I'm tired of all these goddamn E.D. companies taking an e-shit in my inbox."
2.Older computers will tend to take an e-shit when you try to open 80 windows at once.

by Breasticle Festival October 10, 2006

Dip Shit

dipshit:someone that is absolutely stupid and says tje stupidest things.

exp.
becky:when is spring break?
mia:omg! ure a dipshit

what my dad calls me

by becky February 26, 2005

shit bloke

The ulitmate of all devistators, "You are a Shit Bloke", you say it aggressively its harsher than cunt.

"Fucking shit bloke!"
"You are one shit bloke"
"Your a shit bloke sunshine"
"I haven't seen any shit blokes around except for you!"

Jack sold half a box of cigarettes for $20 to a drunk.

Tim yells at Jack "Boy! Your a Shit Bloke!"

by Timmey'O'Tewl February 2, 2004