Meat Flinch

When something is so good it makes your penis flinch.

Those chocolate strawberries made my toes curl and the cookies were so good they made my meat flinch.

Bro that movie was so fire, shit had my meat flinching

by Flextavious February 17, 2023

meat fatigue

Meat Fatigue - when you have consumed large amounts of red meat in a short amount of time, and you feel sleepy, slow, and thick.

“Yo bro… after that cookout I woke up with major Meat Fatigue.”

by XxK1ngCxX February 18, 2023

Meat Pig

A term in the oilfield used to describe plowing someone from behind. Also used in Central America to describe running your meat stick into someone's ham wallet.

As soon as I got off the rig I gave my ol lady that meat pig.

by HogNdog October 9, 2023

Mississippi Meat Munch

The act of your first cousin giving you a blowjob and right before ejaculation, you uppercut her bottom jaw.

Did y’all here about Jeff, he got a Mississippi meat munch and now he’s in the hospital.

by anonymous October 13, 2023

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn

I used that girl as rape meat last night

by HliasLemons October 30, 2023

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker

OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)

by lucasant November 13, 2023