Johnathan Hsu 

He is probably asian but also a really friendly person. dont think that he's a stereo type asian because he is not. he is loyal, handsome, and he can actually really smart like all asians. has almost no rivals when it comes to getting girls. he may also be really athletic.

girl one: is that Johnathan Hsu?
girl two: you can definately tell by his handsome face and musclular arms!
girl three: I know, he is making me so horny that want to fuck him instantly!
girl one and girl two: No! He is mine!

P.S. These are hella hot girls, they are not asian.

Johnathan Hsu by You'll know when it's the time January 26, 2012

John Lennon 

Essentially, God.

Name: John Lennon (aka, God)
Date of Birth: October 9th, 1940
Date of Death: December 8th, 1980, by a cold heartless bastard
Cause of Death: Assassination
Associated With: The Beatles, Yoko Ono, Cynthian Lennon

R.I.P. you legend :'(

BTW Yoko is a bitch and so is anyone who denies it

John Lennon is obviously better-looking than Paul. I mean Paul was and still is cute, don't get me wrong, but dayum, John is just so sexy!

John Lennon by TheBaetles April 14, 2015

JOHN CENA!!! 

When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!

Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!

JOHN CENA!!! by John Zena November 8, 2015

johnai 

A person loves to eat and laughs at dumb jokes and doesn't really use there brain and might think they are a gangster

1.Johnai loves the big black twinkies

johnai by The friendly girl January 22, 2017

John Lee 

A name used to around 50% of the Chinese population. A very common name to the Chinese that lives in a small village on a farm with a 2 rice fields and 3 tractors. Then later goes in a 1st world country where he is later bullied because there are 50 people in his school also named John Lee

You: Hey John Lee
John #1: Hey
John #2: Hi!
John #3: Whats up?
John #4: Ching chong
John #5: I can't see

John Lee by Ya mums car February 27, 2018

John 

John is known for his funny and generous personality but is known for acting almost like a slave for the people he loves. He is known for hating his name and always being embarrassed about it! He is a hard worker and loves his children more than anything!

#John is the new jack

John by Claudia name definition October 10, 2018

Johnathyn 

Doesn’t believe in God, likes graphic things!! Kinda athletic, things he is the sh*t but he really not!!!

Kaitlyn: Do you believe in God??

Johnathyn: No but I work out.

Johnathyn by Kjoknowz March 12, 2019