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hot tamale

A hot tamale is when you're doing a girl in the ass and you tell her you want head. You tell her to close her eyes and before you stick it in you cover your penis in tobasco sauce. The result is obvious.
"Haha, yeah I gave my girlfriend a hot tamale last night and her mouth is still burning...then again, so is my dick."
by JHZildjian December 7, 2006
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Hot pocket

When you stuff your balls into someone's rectum or vagina.
"I totally hot pocketed Sarah last night, it was awesome!"
by Msmith December 11, 2006
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HOT LUNCH

The act of a person shitting on another person's chest, and it slides down the cleavage like a boat down a river. There are many variations, some more popular like:

The Clevland Steamer
The Mud Canoe
John, in the heat of the moment, shit at the top of Hilga's massive jugs, sending a mighty Hot Lunch slowly sliding down her canyon of cleavage.
by Mr.SisterFister January 14, 2008
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hot doggin

Someone who procrastinates; usualy a female
"Man fuck that bitch, she hot doggin anyway".
by Dontae January 2, 2004
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Hot Pocket

A man who usually wears a red hat who is an asshole when the camera is off.
Man, Jordan is a complete, total Hot Pocket
by SWarrantS February 18, 2014
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Hot Mess

Super attractive girl, probably in her twenties, has some drinks at the bar with her friends but gets separated from them. She blacks out for a few hours and eventually snaps back to reality as she's leaving a strip club. She is with a bachelor party full of men she just met that night. She appears to have lost her purse, camera, phone, hat, and left flip flop. Having no way to contact the friends that she started the night out with, she is forced to go back to the hotel with said bachelor party.
My friend just had to call the strip club to see if they could look for her purse. She's a hot mess.
by abzillaaa July 10, 2011
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