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The Strong hand

When one uses their "strong hand" (cerebral palsy hand) to finger blast someone
"I took her back to my pickup and gave her the Strong hand
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Savory hand pie

When you get a hand job, cum in her hand, then she proceeds to lick her hand clean.
"Jasons' mom LOVES a good savory hand pie"
by xXDEVILSTHEORYXx August 11, 2022
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Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.
Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018
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Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
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Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.
Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023
by Sacredfart April 4, 2023
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blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
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air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.
Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?
by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019
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