Dick Dock 

A handlebar moustache, resembling a dock for placing the male genetalia in or around the mouth, most often seen on homosexual Mennonite firefighters.

He really needs to shave off his Dick Dock.

He loves it when you slam your cock on his Dick Dock.

Dick Dock by VPáJV May 19, 2010

Dick-a-pedia 

This is a term used to describe a person who always knows everything. They allways have the answer, weather it is the right answer or not. But the most defining aspect of this personality is that they are a complete prick in how they go about being a know-it-all or correcting other people.

Me:

I think I will name my tortoise Bebop or Rockstedy.
My friend:

well thats stupid because Bebop was a hog and Rockstedy was a rhino.
Me:
Listen, Dick-a-pedia I dont give a shit what they were. Those are the names I like so fuck off.

Dick-a-pedia by MR.UBERZ1 June 19, 2010

dick and jane 

Characters in old primary school reading text books.

TEACHER: Who is Dick and Jane?

STUDENT: Their dog Spot is dickin Jane.

dick and jane by Original Claire Bear December 5, 2010

dick skinner

your hand, (ya know, the thing at the end of your wrist), can refer to either the right or the left hand

now, if any of you assholes have a question, youre gonna raise your little DICK SKINNER high in the air and ask it. y'understand that?

dick skinner by b.w. 357 July 31, 2006

Dick Dance 

1. When one or more person(s) suffer from an overload of testosterone combined with extreme boredom that results in sporadic and meaningless conversation, expressed by prancing around while disregarding all work that needs to be done.

1. "WOW! I'm having so much fun picking up these goddamn leaves while Bob and Jaime sit over there and dick dance around!"

2. "Hey, Bob. Where the hell is Jaime?"
"He's out dick dancing while I'm stuck here doing all the fucking work!"

Dick Dance by Joseph Willie December 1, 2007

dick toucher

A person who has s serial tendency to touch penis.

So what I fucked your girlfriend, what are you gonna do about it dick toucher.

dick toucher by Jimmy Mac 33 January 22, 2007

dick push-ups

when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time

John: I went to the pool today

Jeremy: Oh yeah?

John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!

dick push-ups by Colin2010 October 9, 2008