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Tyler Alvarez

Damn, bro! Tyler is a SIMP!

by Batgirlkyoki September 25, 2020

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Brendan Plaiser

Brendan is a big simp

by 200 thousand January 16, 2020

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Toy chica simps

those idiots that simp over toy chica that FNAF fans are truly scared of 99.9 of them are orphans. like this if you argree

Fgtv are toy chica simps

by P H O N K G O D November 13, 2023

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A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it

Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him

Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about

by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020

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Anyone named Jaden Burke.

“I’ve heard that there’s a simp amongst us.”
“You mean Jaden?”

by Jerome is just my mom’s friend February 21, 2020

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A simp is someone who puts his females before the boys.

"Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him

by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020

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