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The Traveling Mugs 

Probably, the most amazing band to ever emerge from West Milford, New Jersey. Band is made up of, Keith, Zach "The Dick" "The Manager" Shiz, Jesse, Kevin and most recently Andrew. The band's debut album "Gurl You Lookin' Snazzy" was released to mymusicstream.com in November 2010 and was a local success! It included hits such as: "(I Can Do The) Frog Jog, a cover of Ke$ha's hit song "TiK ToK", "It Was His Brother - The Sheriff", and the hit song that sweeped West Milford like a forest fire from hell! "Awwh Jobie Whatchu' Doin' Dog?"

The band is currently working on their second album, slated for a late April release. The name of the new album will be The Traveling Mugs Presents: A Rabid Bear Let Loose In A Nursery. It will be the most amazing album in the history of the music industry!

They get the BA-BA-BA BITCHES!
Boy: The Traveling Mugs, are without a doubt the most electrifying band in all of music. They are so hardcore, yet sentimental, yet kick ass, yet inspiring. They are going to change the world with their sick ass beats and their brees and their squees.

Chick: Dude bro, I know. When I listened to their album...my head exploded with awesomeness. And they have a kickass Manager.
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junk in the trunk 

Anal sex. Junk=genitalia Trunk=Butt
Junk+Trunk= Junk in the Trunk
He likes to put his junk in the trunk

The tiger is out of it's cage 

Guy 1:"can you grab me that paper up front?"
Guy2:"nah the tiger is out of it's cage I can't stand up until it's returned "

the third 

Cops, jail, or sirens. Due to the illegal ways and nature (south side thugery ) consists of Thier actions are sometimes consider uncivilized and illegal. the effect of said actions resulting on police involvement.
"all I can here is the third" "first imma finna beat yo ass up second I'll get high asf so you bet idgaf about the third
the third by Dolordedorado November 8, 2017

paint the town red 

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.
“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

two in the trunk 

while you are fucking a girl in the vagina you take your balls and work them into the anus at the same time.
i was fucking this girl and slipped two in the trunk.
two in the trunk by BBALZ January 12, 2005

the three b's 

beer, bud and bitches (in no particular order)
Before going to the beach, joel and chris made sure they had checked off the three b's. Chris had a 12 pk of sam adams summer ale, joel had a phat sac of skunk, and since they are two fine looking italian bros they shouldn't have a problem pulling the bitches.
the three b's by CVesh July 24, 2006