Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job

Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.

"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.

by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024

Puppet job

When somebody uses a puppet to jerk you off

Lamb chops was on tv, for some reason I thought about the puppeteer and wondered would it be weird is she gave me a puppet job with the ol puppet

by Tom Nehl February 11, 2022

Job

Employment. scare antifurrys, phonk listeners, discord mods and weebs with this word and a job application

GO GET A FUCKING JOB!

by joshua lionel cowen November 15, 2025

Scab Job

The act of reviving a hand job from a girl whose hands are covered in scabs

I love the feeling of her scabs as they stroke my penis. That scab job was amazing...SCABS!!!!

by Sir Swag March 21, 2013

wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.

Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.

by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018

Jail Job

An occupation with little or no flexibility in its schedule - typically a 9-5 Mon-Fri gig and which your presence is required in one general location (office, factory etc.) throughout the entire shift.

I used to work at that jail job at the bank until my side hustle started earning me some serious coin..now I can from home or anywhere..even at the beach!

by TheMocker June 29, 2025